Why So Much Dumb in Science Reporting?

December 20th, 2008

OK, I’m going to go after a biology story today that I found particularly poor.   The Perfect Mate: What We Really Want, by Meredith F. Small, apparently an anthropologist at Cornell, somehow, according the bio.

First she opens with something of strawman argument, simplifying a position she’s both going to support and contradict in the very same short article:

For years, the evolutionary psychologists have been saying that men want young pretty women for their mates and women want older men with money.

She then goes on to explain that a recent study supports this “party line” as she puts it (a sure sign she’s got an axe to grind — characterize consensus postions as dogmatic), but with a “surprise” this time.   Woman also prefer good-looking men!   Oh my, what a surprise compared to the “party line!”

She goes on to explain that there are a dozen or more qualities we can find attractive in the opposite sex and that different genders have somewhat different priorites in ranking them.   But somehow adding “good looks” to a list of two items, older and rich, is a huge surprise.

OK, maybe she’s just reaching for an angle to make the less-than-original research sound fresh and interesting.   Where does she take this next then?

But all these studies are deeply flawed for the simple reason that they ask people what they want in their mates, not what the actually get. And yet evolution only works on what we do, not on what we desire; from an evolutionary standpoint, it’s not our ideal that counts, but who we actually make babies with.

She has a point, but misses the point, too.   Big time.   Cornell, really?!   Evolution is a statistical process operating on populations with a diversity of genes.   These preferences, what we find attractive, are at work now because they result from what our ancestors actually got, and what they actually got was probably, on average, the most attractive available to them.   On average.   Small preferences become reinforced over generations where those small preferences result with improved reproductive success.

There are no guys who prefer sex with great grandmothers, or those showing a lot of signs of age, because those liaisons don’t result in offspring.   If they did, we’d have different preferences.   This is an easy, strong preference.

Likewise, guys end up with less-than-ideal mates.   Sure they do, all the time.   But those that are less than ideal are likely still preferable to other choices, and share some attributes with the ideal.   And the really hard-up guy will take anything available (pressure to pass on those genes is the same as the pressure to stick his dick somewhere, biologically speaking).

Women should be, and are, more picky, given the higher investment in reproduction, just as theory predicts.   They also end up with less-than-ideal mates often enough.   Fine.

But back to the original point.   Evolution only requires that the different preferences — what we’re attracted to — lead to some increased success when these preferences are followed.   If half the population mates at random, and half the population gives some weight (even a small preference) for features that lead to reproductive success, those preferences will grow to be much more common than 50/50 over enough generations.

What does the article say?

No matter what we might say to researchers, the truth is we all end up mating with people who are interested in us, people we run into, people who happen to look our way. And our “choices,” more often than not, make no sense at all.

I can’t actually tell if she’s throwing out all the research as useless, or just trying to say that individuals need not follow general trends.   I also can’t tell if the way she puts “choices” in quotes, which would seem to be a tip of the hat to evolutionary forces determining what we find attractive, is contradictory to her statement that they “make no sense at all,” which is not what understanding evolution has taught us.   It seems like some platitude to make people feel good about freewill, to undermine what we do understand from science.

After reading her article, I can’t for the life of me really understand if it is supposed to mean that we understand something from evolutionary psychology, despite all the studies reaching similar conclusions, or if she expects us to throw all that information away as useless because mating “makes no sense at all.”

I suspect the latter, based on the ridiculously stupid autobiographical statements like this one:

For example, George Clooney is my ideal mate. He’s rich, popular, and I bet he’d make a great father. Problem is, as far as I know, George is not interested in me. Although I might pencil him in as my ideal mate, the person I got, the person I have a child with, is nothing like George. Instead, he is younger than me, without many resources, and, well look what he got – an older, less than fertile, woman.

She seems guilty of some sort of confirmation bias, trying to tell herself that it’s okay that she settled for less than her ideal — someone “nothing like” her ideal.   If I were her guy, I’d be pretty annoyed to be compared to George Clooney, negatively, to a large audience.   She’d better have cleared the article with him first, and if it were me, I wouldn’t have let this go as written.

Oh, and it’s an internet article, but I assume Meredith Small and her editor are getting paid something, so why not clean up the spelling/grammar mistakes?   It’s not always the case, but we’re conditioned to also think that sloppy writing means sloppy thinking.   I give bloggers more leeway, but science reporters should be a little more professional in my opinion.

Often I think the problem with science reporting is that journalists are not well trained in science, or have to write outside their expertise due to covering a broad range of topics.   An anthropologist should understand evolution better than this, and be able to write more clearly than this.   She’s helped make the world a slightly dumber place.

Somehow we need to a better job of evolution on the internet, and if she consistently writes such crappy articles she should lose her audience.   I know I’m going to be less likely to read the next article when I see her byline.

Let me know if I’m being too harsh.   This isn’t as bad as when creationists are given equal time next to biologists, but it still undermines public understanding and pisses me off.

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